I'm Bored!!!!!

Is it possible to be so bored that you’re so bored of being bored? I’ve exhausted doing every activity, task, project, assignment, and reading I could possibly do without going into a nervous breakdown to prevent utter boredom; yet, it is still hanging on to me like some nagging, annoying PMS cramp that not even overdosing on Ibuprofen is going to relieve. I am so bored that the fly that is persistently buzzing around our bananas captivated my attention (okay, for two seconds). I am so bored that interest has lost its interest.

At this point, I’d like to go into a drooling stupor just to forget that I am bored. I am quietly calculating how much narcotics it would take to get me into this placid, indifferent, mindless state without my brain and lungs disconnecting.

So, what do you think is required for us to do today? Watch a video! Awesome! At some point, I was wondering why I had a puddle of wetness on my flightsuit until I realized my tongue was hanging out and I was at risk of becoming dehydrated from the fluid loss I was experiencing via my taste buds. Had anyone walked in during the riveting learning video, they would have thought I had gone blind from the glaze in my eyes as I mindlessly stared at the TV screen.

Where are all the stupid people? I could always rely on them. They give me job security. They are failing me today. Is it possible that the world became so healthy, safe, and smart that there are absolutely no patients out there to require our services? Surely not!!!

Somebody nudge me or slap me or pull my hair. Let me know I am part of the physical world.

I think my brain has turned to melted butter.

Duhhhh!!!

Apparently, today, I’m a chicken!!!